will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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