I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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