He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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