im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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