I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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