The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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