I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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