I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm always down for nudity.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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