I will die if light touches me.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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