you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
