Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I could have mohawked her pubes.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
