We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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