ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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