Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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