seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
