What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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