Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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