Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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