Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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