it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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