I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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