Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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