So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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