Just fell off a train. Bad.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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