hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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