Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
