Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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