brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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