when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How external is "for external use only"?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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