I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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