i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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