The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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