Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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