I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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