I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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