turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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