I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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