Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
