Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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