We're facebook friends in real life
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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