i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Pants are for mortals
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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