Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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