we have officially lost it.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
only you would photoshop your dick
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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