yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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