i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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