i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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