Do vagina's smell?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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