my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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