She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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