How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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