Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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