Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
you made out with another girl for some wings
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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