Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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