My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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