Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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