Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We don't watch enough power rangers
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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